Q: You have no reader’s, what’s up with the FAQ?
A: Because in the future when I have lots and lots of readers my superior intellect will have already predicted and listed all questions.
Q: Why do you keep jumping from past and present tense?
A: Because I no speaky engrish. Actually the story is written present time (99% sure) and I generally write in past tense which is why I switch between tenses. It doesn’t affect the story so… DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: How many chapters does HN1F have?
A: Get ready for it… OVER 1484!!!!!!!! 1485 to be exact.
Q: Are you ever going to drop it?
Q: Will you translate other books?
A: I’ll be doing a poll. Read the note at the side of the web page.
Q: Can I help with translations?
A: No… But thank you.
Q: How can I support the author?
A: Well, you could… um… buy the books? Though it’d probably be easier to just throw cash at him. It’s pretty easy these days to find where a person lives with facebook (weibo) and the internet. What, you thought I meant send him money? Clearly you’ve never received a
restraining order honorary citizen medal.
Q: So when are releasing the next chapter?
A: Never! And if you ask one more time I will find you, walk/bike/bus/drive/fly to your house/apartment/condo/villa/school/box and drown you… in my kindness. TEE HEE. I have absolutely no schedule but at the very least I will release a chapter a week.
Q: Hi, I’m the author. Can I sue you?
A: Shut’s down site and never goes on the internet ever again but then creates a new site with a really obscure name like DJTechnoBunny.
Q: Are you sure that’s all the questions? What if a question appears that you haven’t listed?
A: I can change the time of posts. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!