TSS Chapter 3: The Most Terrifying Martial Art In The World

I wanted to say something, but just like how this thought quietly came, it also quietly left. I hate this feeling… Obligatory complain about grammar.


 

Lin Fan opened his eyes and his facial expression instantly changed. For anybody, seeing a couple of pancake faces appearing in their vision the moment they opened their eyes was a devastating thing.

“What are you guys doing?” Lin Fan’s voice was shaking. Did these guys do some inhuman things to me while I was unconscious?

Such as…..

“Big Bro, you’re finally awake. I knew you weren’t such an easily defeated person.” One of the boys by Lin Fan’s side said with an excited look.

“Um…”

Lin Fan was stunned. What do these guys mean, when did I become their big bro. Oh right, the system is officially activated, I’ve got to study it. He immediately stopped paying attention to these guys and directly started checking it out.

Name: Lin Fan

Level: 1

EXP: (0/10)

Skills: 《Titanium Demon Body》 LV5 (3,000/10,000)

Explore everything else yourself.

There wasn’t much of a difference from before, but a change occurred over at the experience.

“Big Bro is definitely hungry, hurry up and get food for Big Bro.”

“Right, right…”

Not long after, a big bowl of savoury chicken soup was brought up. Lin Fan didn’t say anything, his stomach was already protesting in starvation. Under numerous envious gazes Lin Fan wiped out this big bowl of chicken soup.

To think that even though we’re all sandbags, they actually still had this kind of good stuff hidden, not bad, not bad.

“Big Bro’s definitely tired after eating, let Big Bro have a good rest. You’ve got to hang on Big Bro.”

“Big Bro will definitely be an extraordinary person in the future.”

“It’s just a shame that Dog Balls the 2nd was unfortunately beat to death this morning and won’t have the chance to see Big Bro’s prestige in the future. (TL: A moment of silence for Dog Balls the 2nd.)

……

As a dark sect, life and death were common in the Holy Demon Sect. Everyday there were sandbags who died, they were used to this sort of thing.

After everybody left, there was one person who stayed behind.

He was of short stature, not quite bulky and his looks were a bit of a disappointment to the people. He could be considered a person of ability for being able to survive in the Sandbag Party.

“Big Bro, this is the technique passed down in my family. I think the one who is able obtains it, Big Bro is a prodigy from amongst us, you have to continue going strong.” This person took a blue covered secret manual that had become tattered from the passage of time and handed it over to Lin Fan.

Lin Fan didn’t hesitate and took it over. Afterwards he looked at this person in front of him, “Okay, in the future if you don’t die and I am able to become a figure who dominates the world, I will guarantee you great success.”

This was Lin Fan’s first time making a promise to someone since arriving in this world.

“Um…”

“Big Bro, don’t be like this, I… Just… Just hope that you’ll work hard.”  Quite obviously this person didn’t take to heart Lin Fan’s promise, and even in his opinion he thought this big bro was bluffing a bit too hard.

Lin Fan didn’t saying anything, he knew that this person clearly didn’t believe in him.

Giving charcoal in the snowy winter beats adding flowers on the embroidery. At present he was just at the start, Lin Fan would remember everybody who helped him. Lin Fan silently remembered in his heart the appearance of this person before him, in the future he would definitely return him a big gift.

“Big Bro, you have a good rest then, I’m going back now.”

“Okay.” Lin Fan nodded his head and then started reading the manual.

“Ding, do you want to learn trivial manual 《Monkey Steals the Peach》?”

Of course I’m learning it, no matter how small a mosquito is it’s still meat.

Especially in this world, even though Lin Fan wasn’t an elite of the sect, he still knew that the sect kept a close watch over their techniques. As for being able to enter the Library to choose a technique after becoming an outer sect disciple or whatnot, that was utter bullshit.

For a sect, there were at least tens of thousands and as many as hundreds of thousands of outer sect disciples. Where were there so many techniques for people to choose.

People, still have to rely on themselves.

“Ding, learned 《Monkey Steals the Peach》.”

“LV1 (0/10)”

This again, this 《Monkey Steals the Peach》 clearly only has two levels, wonder how many levels I can upgrade this to.

Even though this 《Monkey Steals the Peach》 was only a trivial technique, Lin Fan believed that even if it was garbage, he could still upgrade it to a supreme technique.

《Monkey Steals the Peach》 only had one move. For a man this one move had devastating power, crushing your balls with one move.

Lin Fan inhaled a deep breath and his body instantly moved. His right hand opened forming a claw and grabbed towards that indescribably wonderful place as though driving straight to the enemy’s den.

“+2”

“+2”

……

“Ding, trivial technique 《Monkey Steals the Peach》 upgraded to LV2, character EXP+10.”

“Ding, character leveled up.”

Haha… Lin Fan laughed out loud. To think that in not even a minute 《Monkey Steals the Peach》 was upgraded to LV2, looks like I really am a peerless prodigy.

As long as I upgrade 《Monkey Steals the Peach》 to LV100,  I’ll be able crush even God’s balls.

Name: Lin Fan

Level: 2

EXP: (0/20)

Skills: 《Titanium Demon Body》 LV5 (3000/10,000)

             《Monkey Steals the Peach》 LV2 (10/50)

…….

Lin Fan stood up and hurriedly rushed towards the training ground. How could he waste his precious time like so, he had to make good use of it.

And seeing their Big Bro leaving in a rush, those sandbags living in the surrounding were also extremely puzzled in their heart.

“What’s Big Bro going to do?”

“Isn’t Big Bro heavily injured? How come I see that his steps are vigorous and full of energy, could he be okay?”

“Oh no, not good, Big Bro suffered big time for us yesterday. It must be just now when I said Dog Balls the 2nd was beat to death by those outer sect examination disciples, he’s thinking of going to get revenge.”

“A person who values comradeship as much as Big Bro will definitely create trouble. No, we have to follow over.”

…..

Not long later, Lin Fan arrived at the buzzing training ground.

Watching those outer sect examination disciples training hard, Lin Fan was also delighted in his heart. This was all freaking experience.

《Titanium Demon body》 has already reached LV5, wonder how much experience these guys can still give me.

Just thinking about it Lin Fan was a bit unable to hold back.

“Everybody stop.” Right now Lin Fan roared out loud like yesterday.

This roar was even louder than yesterday.

When the outer sect examination disciples on the training ground saw the owner of the voice, they were all stunned and then started to talk amongst themselves.

“This guy again.”

“This guy was beat half to death by us yesterday, how come he’s full of energy again today.”

“Hmph, after yesterday’s lesson I bet he won’t dare to be impudent.”

……

The moment this outer sect examination disciple finished speaking, Lin Fan placed his hand at his hip and yelled loudly with his finger extended forward as though guiding the country.

“Everybody… With all due respect…”

But this time before Lin Fan had even finished speaking, those outer sect examination disciples instantly went into a riot.

“Apprentice-brothers, this guy is once again provoking us and using words to humiliate us, we must make him pay.”

……

Lin Fan smiled staring at the outer sect examination disciples who charged over and revealed a pleased smile.

“Smart kids, after yesterday’s matter you guys can already make ties to yesterday, not bad, not bad.”

“Then let’s see how much experience you guys can still give 《Titanium Demon Body》, I just hope it isn’t too little…”

Lin Fan looked with hope at this group of outstanding youths….

“+0”

“+0”

……

At this moment Lin Fan who was originally full of expectation abruptly changed his expression.

Fuck me…

This… This.

“Kid, today we’ll have you know what a tragic fate is.”

“Forgetful dunce, do you really think we’re to be trifled with.”

“I am the son of Prince Zhennan, my Art of Purgatory has already reached perfection. I’ll have you feel the torture of living hell.”

Lin Fan stared at this group of furious outer sect examination disciples. If it was like yesterday maybe he would have been very excited, because the harder they worked the more he benefited.

But now…

“You little bastards, since you guys are so useless I’ll have you guys experience the most terrifying martial art in the world, pain that you guys will be unable to forget for eternity…”

“Monkey Steals the Peach….”

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9 Responses to TSS Chapter 3: The Most Terrifying Martial Art In The World

  1. GonZ555 says:

    Meatbun Delivery~
    Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)

    Ball crusher… no wonder the ladies are after him in the synopsis.. there’s no one else who have balls..

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  2. Waht says:

    Yup.
    This is definitely a parody.

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  3. hexwolfx says:

    When I saw that new skills name I thought it was for stealing panties off girls

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  4. yu3kino says:

    A masochist nut-cracker. He chases down your ball like a monkey in heat, no matter how much you hit him, he will only smile in ecstasy, your only hope is run.

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  5. Hajiko says:

    eat my Monkey Steals the Peach = ball bursting skill incoming ψ(`∇´)ψ

    Thanks for the chapter

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  6. Anon says:

    Extra note:
    Monkey Steals the Peach: v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.

    for those that don’t know like me

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  7. kouk2002 says:

    R.I.P Dog Balls the Second. You died with Balls, take solace in it, as these outer disciples are unlikely to be as fortunate…

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  8. CrispyNoodle says:

    wtf!? who invented such an evil martial art? jesus!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. worshippera says:

    LOL. Literal ball-busting begins…

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